.......band names.......
Band Names.... they look great on a TEE, can often let you know what genre of music you may be in for & can be both a blessing and a curse... Sometimes it takes a mere single word to have a solid name ( for example SLUB or SUICIDE ), or you can be a singer with a like-minded band in tow ( VICK SINEX & THE NASAL SPRAYS). You can add some humour ( NEW SKIDS ON YOUR JOCKS) or have people thinking ( PURPLE VULTURE SHIT....hmm I wonder if they are Thrash Metal or Acid Folk ? ) Adelaide was always a good state for interesting names, tho' Melbourne did well back in the 80's with PEOPLE WITH CHAIRS UP THEIR NOSES ( featuring a young Jim White Pre- THE DIRTY THREE). All the above are REAL bands just like B.O. SMELLIE & THE HONKING BACTERIAS or the cooly named TOTALLY OUTTA HAND BAND... There has been STIFF WRIST & THE SELF ABUSERS, The ANAL SURGEONS, REPULSIVE ALIEN, SHAG NASTY ( and of course DAG NASTY),JEFFREY JEFFREY HYSTERECTOMY, The CLEANERS FROM VENUS, various incarnations the world over of DEATH, If you're lucky you may of already thought of something beyond brilliant like the SONICS RENDEZVOUS BAND or THE HUMAN LEAGUE or X-RAY SPEX...You can go tight and tough with a single high impact moniker or extend to a near sentence... whatever floats your boat as you sit around in Rehearsal and shoot off suggestions from your notebook. I'm a fan of words and names & general wordplay ( often inventing fresh words to amuse myself which tie into the Underground Music networks ala similar shenanigans to what LESTER BANGS or BYRON COLEY may have offered up in the past ) it's all FUN and what you see below is random wordmuck which is found swimming around upstairs and works for me as a band that doesn't exist (but should!).. When you have your own website you can add WHATEVER THE HELL to it you like, so below you are seeing the results of that and every other week I may bang in anothery which comes up from the mind mire & shows itself...so onward we go and we hope some of these give you a wry smile on your dial for a little while & ones of your own come into play along the way....
Hey True Poo - Beer o' Clock - The Wally Poffles - Notes By Thurston - The Numb Nutz - Born Whisky - Retail Love Machine - Final Notice - The Inner Tubes - Load Out Legends - D'or Jammin - The Boundary Riders - Canine Quartet - Post Box Fury - Faye Tv & the Antennas - DJ Needlefluf - Eight items or Less - Missile Invective - Camp Cool - Goatmountain Deluxe - Concrete Heat - Well Worn Entrails - Ste Jangle - Ulcer Multiplex - Squiggle Morten - Razor Wire Rodeo - Skangers - Birthday Death - Holster Lozenge - Headlight Jackson - Crystal Marrow - Club Bubbler - Beardly Brews - Barrel Travel - Caramel Scene - Beach Resistance - Good Little Mate - Freefall 500 - Second Stance - Tim Teardrop & the Mascara Snakes - Honey Lens - Fine Fine Fishing Line - The Ho Humables - Staggered Warning - Brick Piss Lane - The Heavy Chevys - Duped Till Friday - The Party Harts - Marys Faireys - The Sizemics - Rat Disco - Known to Breed - Shimmeramas - Stupid Head Stabby - The Trifficks - Seep Me - Black Duck Oil - Yob Shrinkage - Crimson Resend - Bone Malone & The Loners - Bat Bullion - Go Stiffy Stop ! - Wild Sheep Maker - Five Knuckle Shuffle - Private Funktion - Topless Purple Casserole - The Cracked Tulip Brigade - The Unbeaten - PeePee & the Rising Steems - Declassifieds - Dept the Youth - Union Eyes - Meat Frisbee - The Unscripted - Three Valines - Vanilla Killer - Sharon Vegetate - Badge Vermin - Vigorous Worm - Warden Swap - The Whifflettes - Windy Potatoe - Wireless Mike & the 1-2 Check You's - The Wishy Washies - Wonky Nibbler - Itchy Xerox - The World Cock - Yabbie Pavlova - Hard Yards Smitty - Barb Wire Fire - The Zeemans - Zovave Desert - Pete & the Pink Spots - King Tonites - Hot Air Gang - Wasp Anxiety - Anchor Faction - Dust in Reverse - The Twirlies - Video Fanbelt - Cross Bone Heat - Butterfly Doom - The Three Chicken Slow Downs - Jeep Treatment - Samey Chainwallet - Toilet Conformity - The Happening Here - Payphone Retraction - The Limarls - Let One Rip - Nostril Parties - The Slithering - Flappington - Tyre Commune - Shampers Trio - 2Teen Supremes - Worst Band Fever - Snooge - The Chonglers - Fredge - Gin Gang Goolies - Stronger Than Cool - Crashpot Joopies - The Radio Filth - Autumn Lisp - The Beef Goes On - Hairy Bears - The Wack Transistors - Kicker64 - Seatbelt Stories - Your Special Fur - Thee Suckie Sockies - Padlock Modulations - Scale Tripper - Stares to Eleven - Standard Panda - Stomach Love - Starstrappler - The Figgle Lobby - Le Mogglers - Adhesive Handstands - The Kryptychs - Mid Range Flora - The Burnt Cherries - Mr Cordials & the Dark Nights - The White Sweets - Wrong Turn Sperm - Balboa Spuzz - Bum Wash Express - Got it Sordid - Far Canal & the Fu's - Petrol Arse - Stainless Steel Providers - Doogy Doo & the Don'ts - Fleet Wagon - The Saline Sisters - The Sales Resolve - Daktari Today - Licky Sprain - The Sheenies - Lost Scrape Shakers - Push Up Brass - The Dies Dead - Eyeball Mandy - The Evil Flower Three - The Midnite Flights - Locky & the Master Keys - Casino Cull - The Drogues - Fantasmics - Systematic Addict - Sex Camera - Mortindi & Tomorrows Failure - Pammies Delight - Track Work Duo - Crap Circle - The Scrotes - Charcoal Bean Bag - Blotto Gunk - Covert Biscuits - Donut Biopsy - You Goo - Gallow Happiness - Carby & the Extractors - Placed in a Q - Training Purposes Only - Airport Shut Out - The Chin Sinners - Buggy Cramp - Col & the Cold Tinnies - The VB & VD Duo - 4Meldehides - Circus Saviours - Smick Mackley - Syndrones - Vagile - Jock Solid & the Late Runs - Kerroscenes - Glazed Projectiles - Down Like Velvet - Moments Gone - Bracket Creeps - Lint Lickers - Career HaHa - Little Jockey Bores - The Star Scouts - Spazzengers - 60 Grillion - Plastic Arrest - Grand Antix - Thee Froff - Kristick - Brand Illusion - Shit Vs Shit - The Rusty Springs - ExGreet - Pedestrial - Terramatic -Blood Spew Heavens - This Fantastic Mess - This Day Tonight - No-body to No-one - The DCRiders - Tailgation --Shrinky Granny - The Dud Roots - Your Go Thing - Manners Zero - All Day Loser - Mate,hey mate come here - Alley Piddle - The Annihilationals - Hi Brow Theft - Ghetto Exit - The Endos - Stinking of You - Detention Seekers -Pinpoint Interlude - Future Shift - That Smell - The On Trendz - Hate Per Hour - Shits & Squiggles - Incitement Plus - Alby Mangled - Thee Turding - Fear of Kittens - Safety Claws - You Particles -Salivuss -Frothy Roger - The Noogles - Shaky Doley - Long Time Looser - Pygmy Gazmo - Shaven Later - Said No One (Ever) - Thee Touching Cloth - Collective Amnesia - The Back Dated (Yeah) - Shit Creek River Street - Top Valley Skies - Hamster Monday - Beware of the Fun - Better late than Neville - The Year that wasn't - The Skimpys -The Way Downers - The What Uppies - Dik the Shit - BeamerTheft - The Earle of Steve - Red Apples of the Sun - Yesterday's Horseshit -The Children of Ruin - Hairy Checkbook - Red Red Ratshit - Drunken Aviators - Decorative Wrecks - Thee Alan Blondes - CanChoozies - Ron Popsicle - Scabengers - The Lust Haves - Broken People Inc - Bleaky Defeaty - The Bitter Creeps - The Amazing Vagrants -